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Archive for November, 2008

Debut of Manhattan Monologues

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

After much delay and with the help of a very nice friend, the long awaited blog is finally ready to debut.   I intended to launch the blog a few weeks ago, right after I went to SNL as I thought a recap of SNL was a fitting way to tip my hat to the featured city of this blog.  So, I present you with my delayed recap of my night at SNL.

I was lucky enough to score a ticket to an SNL dress rehearsal with my friend “H.” Jon Hamm, a/k/a Don Draper of Mad Men was the host (if you haven’t seen the show, it’s the best show on AMC that you’re not watching).  The musical guest was Coldplay (the only cooler pairing would’ve been if U2 was the musical guest).  I was torn over whether to go because I had a college reunion that I would be missing.  However, a ticket to a pre-election SNL this season was golden! With the possibility of Tina Fey playing my girl Palin hanging in the air and in light of my undying love for Don Draper, the philandering 1960’s ad executive, there was clearly only one sensible choice, so I booked my date with Don Draper and headed to 30 Rock.

God was smiling on us that night because we were 2 of 10 people randomly selected to sit on the floor.  My immediate reaction was “OMG Don Draper is going to be 10 feet away from us!”  It became even cooler to sit on the floor after I realized that everyone else on the floor was either in the “industry” or somehow connected to someone who was.  For example, there was a journalist in the front row who I couldn’t place at first.  Then it dawned on me that it was none other than NBC’s own Chris Hansen from Dateline…you know him as the guy who busts all the online child predators.  What was even cooler was that Joe Scarborough of MSNBC’s Scarborough Country (you know the guy who recently dropped the f-bomb on live tv) tried to sit on the floor with his family, but he was denied!  Joe et co. were forced up into the nosebleeds.

So, on the way inside, H made a little illegal taping in the hallway and we passed a very grumpy Daryl Hammond (no idea what was up with that).  Oh and it should be noted that H kept saying “suck it monkeys” to no one in particular and everyone in general because our seats were so awesome.  So, the hightlights of the night:

1) Don Draper himself.  I realize this isn’t his real name, but it’s more fun to say.   And P.S. Don Draper is not just “tv hot,” he’s hotter and boy can that man wear a suit!

2) When Don Draper announced Coldplay the first time he was so close to us we could touch him (yes I know I sound like a love sick teenager, forgive me).  My personal fav highlight was when he looked at me and smiled..it was a genuine smile because you know he’s famous, but he’s not Brad Pitt famous so it hasn’t all gone to his head yet.  For example, he actually tried to stay to watch Coldplay, but his SNL handler wouldn’t let him.  Speaking of the handler, I want her job!  She got to lead him around by the hand and take him to wardrobe.  Getting Don Draper into wardrobe? Yo quiero that trabajo!

3)Although my girl Palin didn’t appear via the Fey incarnation, it was an SNL political powerhouse as Biden, Obama, Clinton, Pelosi, Ayers and the Reverend Wright showed up.  We missed the real Palin appearing on SNL by a mere week.

4)There was a guest appearance by John Slattery, the guy who plays Don Draper’s boss at Sterling Cooper.  You may know him as Carrie’s politician boyfriend on SATC.  They called him “Silver Fox” on the show, which quickly became our favorite code word for the night.  Incidentally, Silver Fox appears to be a hardcore Coldplay groupie.

5) Speaking of Coldplay.  I’ve seen them in concert before, but this was even better!  It was like we were at our own private Coldplay concert (like we had been invited to Lorne Michael’s kids bar mitzvah…oh and Lorne, as I like to call him, is a midget…what is it with these show biz types being pequeno?).

All in all an awesome night!

With Love from Cartagena

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Hola from Cartagena. We arrived in Cartagena via Panama on Wednesday. P.S. Panama by far has the world’s most boring airport. However, if you love Lacoste, bad American chocolate, and are in dire need of electronics then that airport is for usted. So after a lengthy layover in Panama, I was thrilled to arrive in Cartagena. Yet I can’t help but think that Colombian customs wasn’t as happy to see me. I knew I’d get profiled because I look Colombian (I was told by Colombian friends they might think I was a rich girl from Cali or Bogotoa). While H breezed through customs, I on the other hand got repeatedly asked questions in Spanish, despite me repeatedly telling 3 different customs agents that I don’t speak Spanish that well (I honestly got the feeling they thought I might’ve been lying). They asked where I was staying, if I had friends in Carta, how much money I was bringing into Colombia, and I was even asked why I was there. Nothing says “bienvenido a Cartagena” like “why are you here?,” but I couldn’t exactly say “don’t worry, I’m not here for the llello!”

Despite my initial greeting at the airport, I fell in love with Cartagena almost as soon as I arrived even though it was humid, muggy and lightly raining. What can I say about this city, but that I’m utterly captivated by it. We are staying in el Barrio San Diego, which is in the old town. It’s a colonial townhouse that has turned into a chic, intimate hotel. The old town of Cartagena reminds me of an upscale New Orleans, i.e., great french quarter like architecture, minus the tacky tourists places and the Mardi Gras mentality. There’s a great vibe here. It’s a rhythmic town. Music is frequently streaming from restaurants and people’s homes (right now I can hear some Cuban music from someone’s place down the street) and when you can’t hear music, you can hear the sound of the horses hooves clip clopping down the cobbled stone streets as the horse drawn carriages pass by.

It is so relaxing here that I find myself picturing myself living an ex-pat’s life. There is something that really draws me to South America. I have often said that if I ever go on the lam, that this gringa is heading to South America where my American dollars go far, the people are beautiful, and they know how to enjoy la vida. Carta and Buenos Aires are top contenders. Before last night I would’ve said BA had it in the bag, but considering that I had the best steak of ma vida last night at Cafe San Pedro and that these people REALLY know how to make a mean mojito, I might have to reconsider (even if los hombres are mas guapo in BA). Oh and did I mention that Aguila beer is my new favorite…not only is it a mere 75 cents a bottle, but it is muy delicioso. I discovered this when we went to our “local” bar and watched Real Cartagena, the local football team, win 3 nil. We thought that was a good thing, but apparently someone at the bar wasn’t happy because when they scored a goal one guy grabbed an umbrella and charged the tv as if he were going to attack it and called the tv a “puta.” Um, ok. He saw me laugh and then he high fived me. Thank God I didn’t cheer when Real Carta scored as that would NOT have endeared me to the patrons.

H and I have allocated our responsibilities…basically she is in charge of navigation and I’m in charge of communication. I’m amazed at how far my 4 semesters of spanish at Baruch has gotten us. Our hotel staff only speaks spanish, which has at times been very comical as there can be minor misunderstandings, i.e., H asked them to do some laundry in cold water and someone brought her a bottle of cold water. I translated what the miscommunication was all about and we all had a laugh. However, all in all, everything is going well.

More on how I met a French guy from Bordeaux and, um, actually had a “date” with him the next day…how I bonded with these tweens on a Chiva bus (tourist bus) and became the 8th Grade Classes “Mascot” and how I wound up at a bar filled with prostitutes (who knew Cafe Habana was so popular with the working “ladies?”), but as for right now, I’m headed to take another dip in the pool.

Ciao,

Shakira

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