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Posts Tagged ‘Cartagena’

Romancing the Stone

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

My Joan Wilder moment happened at Cafe Havana, a Cuban bar, in Cartagena on Thanksgiving.  The role of Jack T. Colton was played by Stefan, a Frenchman from Bordeaux, more on the Frenchman later.

Cafe Havana is an institution in Cartagenan nightlife, popular with locals, tourists, and ladies of la noche.  It’s located in the edgier barrio of Gesemani­, an area that is supposedly being gentrified.  It’s got a long way to go, even if we did start the night off with T-day dinner at a hip French joint that was featured in a NYT review.  For example, when we were on our way to Cafe Havana from “Oh La La! ”(the scene of T-day dinn), I remarked that mi madre would NOT be happy to know that I was walking down that particular Calle due to the lack of lighting, the number of ladies of la noche working the beat, and a hood that appeared to play host to hotels that rented by the hour.  In fact, that area is so popular with the “working girls” that when we got lost we had to ask some ladies who were clearly in industry where Cafe  Havana was. When I mentioned to H that I wasn’t sure if they gave us the right directions she replied, “who cares? We’ll just ask some other whores.”

Although I didn’t meet Stefan shortly after the “chicken bus” I had been traveling on crashed in the jungles of Colombia, I did meet him in a bar full of whores. Take your pick as to which is preferable. P.S. we had to communicate in three languages to understand each other.  I’m proud to say that my Spanish and French were better than his English, so score one for the U.S. education system! I will say this about the Latins (and I’m including my French boyfriend in this category), they know how to romance a girl, which is why I’m drawn more towards Euros and South Americans than my Yankee brethern. The Latins get so caught up in the romance of it all and tell you what they’re feeling rather than American guys who subscribe to the Vince Vaughn Swingers dating strategy of acting like they don’t care and waiting 2-3 days before contacting you, so score one for the Latins.  Who wouldn’t rather hear “tu es belle” all the time rather than “so, I’ll text you and let you know when I’m free.” Um, yeah you do that buddy.

Stefan and I had a brunch date the next day (he was leaving for France that day).  The entire concept of a date on day 2 in Cartagena cracked me up! Evidently it’s easier for me to score a date with a nice boy in Cartagena than it is in Neuva York.  However, what is not easy is thinking in two other languages and having intense conversations in those languages at 10 a.m.  Side note: maybe I should listen to my poppa who says that I’m living in the wrong city.  If this trip has reinforced one thing, it’s that I could easily land a Papi chulo if I moved to a latin country.  Que sera sera!

Nevertheless, despite promises to write each other and see each other again, I think it was best for us to say our au revoirs in Carta.  Although a lovely homme, Stefan is a little too Kerouac for my taste…then again country home in Bordeaux does have a lovely ring to it.  

With Love from Cartagena

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Hola from Cartagena. We arrived in Cartagena via Panama on Wednesday. P.S. Panama by far has the world’s most boring airport. However, if you love Lacoste, bad American chocolate, and are in dire need of electronics then that airport is for usted. So after a lengthy layover in Panama, I was thrilled to arrive in Cartagena. Yet I can’t help but think that Colombian customs wasn’t as happy to see me. I knew I’d get profiled because I look Colombian (I was told by Colombian friends they might think I was a rich girl from Cali or Bogotoa). While H breezed through customs, I on the other hand got repeatedly asked questions in Spanish, despite me repeatedly telling 3 different customs agents that I don’t speak Spanish that well (I honestly got the feeling they thought I might’ve been lying). They asked where I was staying, if I had friends in Carta, how much money I was bringing into Colombia, and I was even asked why I was there. Nothing says “bienvenido a Cartagena” like “why are you here?,” but I couldn’t exactly say “don’t worry, I’m not here for the llello!”

Despite my initial greeting at the airport, I fell in love with Cartagena almost as soon as I arrived even though it was humid, muggy and lightly raining. What can I say about this city, but that I’m utterly captivated by it. We are staying in el Barrio San Diego, which is in the old town. It’s a colonial townhouse that has turned into a chic, intimate hotel. The old town of Cartagena reminds me of an upscale New Orleans, i.e., great french quarter like architecture, minus the tacky tourists places and the Mardi Gras mentality. There’s a great vibe here. It’s a rhythmic town. Music is frequently streaming from restaurants and people’s homes (right now I can hear some Cuban music from someone’s place down the street) and when you can’t hear music, you can hear the sound of the horses hooves clip clopping down the cobbled stone streets as the horse drawn carriages pass by.

It is so relaxing here that I find myself picturing myself living an ex-pat’s life. There is something that really draws me to South America. I have often said that if I ever go on the lam, that this gringa is heading to South America where my American dollars go far, the people are beautiful, and they know how to enjoy la vida. Carta and Buenos Aires are top contenders. Before last night I would’ve said BA had it in the bag, but considering that I had the best steak of ma vida last night at Cafe San Pedro and that these people REALLY know how to make a mean mojito, I might have to reconsider (even if los hombres are mas guapo in BA). Oh and did I mention that Aguila beer is my new favorite…not only is it a mere 75 cents a bottle, but it is muy delicioso. I discovered this when we went to our “local” bar and watched Real Cartagena, the local football team, win 3 nil. We thought that was a good thing, but apparently someone at the bar wasn’t happy because when they scored a goal one guy grabbed an umbrella and charged the tv as if he were going to attack it and called the tv a “puta.” Um, ok. He saw me laugh and then he high fived me. Thank God I didn’t cheer when Real Carta scored as that would NOT have endeared me to the patrons.

H and I have allocated our responsibilities…basically she is in charge of navigation and I’m in charge of communication. I’m amazed at how far my 4 semesters of spanish at Baruch has gotten us. Our hotel staff only speaks spanish, which has at times been very comical as there can be minor misunderstandings, i.e., H asked them to do some laundry in cold water and someone brought her a bottle of cold water. I translated what the miscommunication was all about and we all had a laugh. However, all in all, everything is going well.

More on how I met a French guy from Bordeaux and, um, actually had a “date” with him the next day…how I bonded with these tweens on a Chiva bus (tourist bus) and became the 8th Grade Classes “Mascot” and how I wound up at a bar filled with prostitutes (who knew Cafe Habana was so popular with the working “ladies?”), but as for right now, I’m headed to take another dip in the pool.

Ciao,

Shakira

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