Romancing the Stone
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008My Joan Wilder moment happened at Cafe Havana, a Cuban bar, in Cartagena on Thanksgiving. The role of Jack T. Colton was played by Stefan, a Frenchman from Bordeaux, more on the Frenchman later.
Cafe Havana is an institution in Cartagenan nightlife, popular with locals, tourists, and ladies of la noche. It’s located in the edgier barrio of Gesemani, an area that is supposedly being gentrified. It’s got a long way to go, even if we did start the night off with T-day dinner at a hip French joint that was featured in a NYT review. For example, when we were on our way to Cafe Havana from “Oh La La! ”(the scene of T-day dinn), I remarked that mi madre would NOT be happy to know that I was walking down that particular Calle due to the lack of lighting, the number of ladies of la noche working the beat, and a hood that appeared to play host to hotels that rented by the hour. In fact, that area is so popular with the “working girls” that when we got lost we had to ask some ladies who were clearly in industry where Cafe Havana was. When I mentioned to H that I wasn’t sure if they gave us the right directions she replied, “who cares? We’ll just ask some other whores.”
Although I didn’t meet Stefan shortly after the “chicken bus” I had been traveling on crashed in the jungles of Colombia, I did meet him in a bar full of whores. Take your pick as to which is preferable. P.S. we had to communicate in three languages to understand each other. I’m proud to say that my Spanish and French were better than his English, so score one for the U.S. education system! I will say this about the Latins (and I’m including my French boyfriend in this category), they know how to romance a girl, which is why I’m drawn more towards Euros and South Americans than my Yankee brethern. The Latins get so caught up in the romance of it all and tell you what they’re feeling rather than American guys who subscribe to the Vince Vaughn Swingers dating strategy of acting like they don’t care and waiting 2-3 days before contacting you, so score one for the Latins. Who wouldn’t rather hear “tu es belle” all the time rather than “so, I’ll text you and let you know when I’m free.” Um, yeah you do that buddy.
Stefan and I had a brunch date the next day (he was leaving for France that day). The entire concept of a date on day 2 in Cartagena cracked me up! Evidently it’s easier for me to score a date with a nice boy in Cartagena than it is in Neuva York. However, what is not easy is thinking in two other languages and having intense conversations in those languages at 10 a.m. Side note: maybe I should listen to my poppa who says that I’m living in the wrong city. If this trip has reinforced one thing, it’s that I could easily land a Papi chulo if I moved to a latin country. Que sera sera!
Nevertheless, despite promises to write each other and see each other again, I think it was best for us to say our au revoirs in Carta. Although a lovely homme, Stefan is a little too Kerouac for my taste…then again country home in Bordeaux does have a lovely ring to it.
